Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
They’re good for your heart
The more you eat
They less you restart
- Mom: If I see a deer run out in the road I'm gonna hit it.
- Me: Then we can have venison for dinner. :D
- Mom: Even a dog or a cat.
- Me: Korean! :D
Nothing says I love you like a man in his underwear watching you sleep
I haven’t posted anything in a few days so I’m going to tell you guys that I love food :3
— Random shopper talking to loud
- In-law: looks like all you can get is a dress for it.
- Neice: aww but I like these shoes.
- Me: looks like it's going bearfoot XD
- In-law just stares at me.
Greatest thing to do is ride a scooter through Walmart on Black Friday I guarantee you will have awesome time.
Alright let’s see what’s on my dash today :3
-4 hours later-
o.o how did I end up here?