Ha, I made you my bitch!
Man it sucks not being on tumblr as much .-. I miss this wonderfully perverse wonderland
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
I want a dozen
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
They’re good for your heart
The more you eat
They less you restart